Saturday, March 31, 2012

Things I have learned so far in East Texas

I  had lived, up until we moved last month, Arlington, which is in North Central Texas, in the Ft Worth-Dallas "Metroplex."

My wife, who spent some of her earlier years in a little town called Talco in East Texas, warned me that things are different down here and I would need some time to adjust.

I laughed, but she was right.

For example:

  • We have assumed partial ownership of Ruby, a small, squat dog of undetermined breed.  Ruby, for immunization purposes, belongs to a lady at the other end of our street, but she roams the neighborhood from early morning to late at night, usually at a modest trot, visiting from house to house.  She usually checks in with us at least twice a day, more often if we are on the dock fishing (I suppose she's looking for snack), and will often accompany us on our evening strolls.  She has no fear of traffic, and will calmly wait for cars to pass before trotting across the street.  We've been here, now, over a month and I've yet to hear her bark.  She seems to be friends, or at least has a non-aggression pact, with the neighborhood squirrels and birds.  
  • In East Texas there are an enormous amount and wide variety of spiders.  I am against spider, though for some reason the bigger the spider is the less it bothers me.  We have these little spiders, though, which can be found on all surfaces at all times of the day.  They all seem to be rather menacing, with huge bodies behind their little heads.  They also all appear to be venomous, at least to my uneducated and nervous mind.
  • Grocery or hardware store lists are important.  It's 20 miles to a big grocery or hardware store, so we are constantly making lists.  It's also very important to remember to take the list when we make the big drive to Livingston, which is our county seat.  Forgetting the list invariably means that either we forget something which necessitated making the trip in the first place, or we overbuy, which is a detriment to our cash flow.
  • While our electricity has been just fine, the water has gone off twice since we've been here.  As I mentioned above I lived in Arlington for 47 of my 48 years, and I cannot remember, even one instance of the water going off.  The water quality is fine, so far as I know, but the pressure and the availability seems to be suspect.
  • Lake Livingston is fed by the Trinity River.  When it rains a great deal in the Ft Worth-Dallas area, a week later we can sit on the dock and watch all manner of stuff float into the lake.  (Our house is at the north end of the lake, not too far from where the Trinity flows into the lake).  Just this week I saw numerous big logs (some over 20 feet) floating by, an unidentified five or six foot long critter floating belly up, a dead snake, which looked to be about four feet long, draped over a log floating by.
  • There doesn't seem to be any procedure for dealing with these big logs that wash up to my deck or bulk head.  They are too heavy to just lift out of the water onto land, and even if I could I'm not sure what I'd do with them.  My solution so far has been to just push them out back into the current and let nature take it's course.  That doesn't seem very neighborly, though, so I'm continuing my research.
  • There's a dearth of restaurants in Onalaska.  There's one very good home style joint called Jerry's, a Sonic, a Subway, and a couple of other Mom and Pops that we've yet to try.  
  • There's no library, and no used book store, both of which I'm having difficulty accepting.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

On the "homey" side of things...

Early morning, wanders from bedroom into living room.

Coffee, coffee, coffee...

Turns on pot, walks outside to get the paper.

Man, this is a long driveway; I wish the paper man could throw that paper a little closer to the house, instead of just leaving it by the road.


Sitting on the sofa, reading paper.

Ah, coffee; thanks, hon.  Let's see...ideas for blog post...front page...murder, missing kid, politics.  Turns page...Let's see what's on page two and three...more murder, shooting, this guy got stabbed.   These Houstonians spend all their time killing one another; how is it that this city keeps growing?  Bloodthirsty savages.  Nothing good in here at all. 


Puts down paper, goes into kitchen and pours more coffee; stares out kitchen window.  Jeez, look at that spider web; I'll be that's a foot across!  Where's the owner?  Ooh, never saw one like that...probably called something like the Texas Death Spider.  One bite and your pecker falls off.  Your days are numbered, mister.  I hate spiders. 

Walks out the door and onto the back patio.  Wonder what's going on down at the dock...

Stares down at the lake and watches the fish popping the surface.  Man, looks like they're biting this morning; too bad we're going to buy shrubs.  You guys are off the hook today (chuckles at his own wit)


Looks up and down the shoreline.  Where's the big ol' dead fish was was washing down stream yesterday?  Man, that thing had to be six feet long.  Too bad it was upside down; couldn't tell what it was.  At first I thought it was an alligator, but it had fins and no legs. Wonder if Sharon saw that something had taken a big bite out of its belly...wonder if that was before or after it died? I hope it was after it died.  I hate to think about what could have chased down a six foot fish while it was alive and taken that big a bite out of it.  Wonder what it could have been...'gator?  Alligator gar?  Rick Perry?  Whatever it was, if it could chase down a fish that big it wouldn't have any problem chasing down a fat man swimming by his dock.


Starts back towards house...stops to stare up at pine tree.  That big branch is dead.  How do I get up there?  That's got to be twenty feet in the air.  Better find a way to cut it down before it falls on someone...


Screams and starts dancing around... F#&#ing fire ants!  Didn't even see that mound!  Scratches foot furiously... Go ahead, live it up you little sons o' bitches.  I got a ten pound bag of ant killer that'll fix you up!


Wanders into front yard...Man, that little pecan tree I transplanted from the other house is finally budding out. It's looking pretty good; glad I thought to bring it down here.  Yeah, I see you, Mr. Squirrel.  Yes, that's a pecan tree, but it's mine; you leave it the hell alone.  There ain't no laws down here against shooting you, you little furry bastard.


Strolls back into house...Man, I got no ideas to write about...







Monday, March 26, 2012

Trayvon Martin, and a bit of a wider perspective

I was hoping not to have to talk about this subject; there are probably a lot of people a lot more wise than I who are much more qualified to dissect this horrible event, but in reading, watching and listening to the news, I got to thinking...

Let's get the subjective stuff out of the way.  I think this poor kid was killed by a neighborhood watch guy who went way, way beyond what would normally be expected of someone in a neighborhood watch program.  I think this George Zimmerman guy ought to be arrested and then we should let the Florida judicial system take its course.  (Remember, though, that this is the state that let's Moms kill their kids and walk away scot free).

I think that all of these protests that are sweeping the nation are all well and good, but it makes me wonder...

Where was all of this civic protest yesterday, or over the weekend, or over the last month when the last inter-racial violent crime happened, regardless of which race committed the crime?  I don't have any specific crime in mind to quote, but in a country that's as racially, socially and economically diverse as the United States is, I would bet that a huge chunk of crime is inter-racial, inter-social, or inter-economic.

Where are the screaming Congress-critters when these crimes happen?  Where is the national angst?

I did a quick Web search to try and find some objective numbers, but quickly ran into a lot of Web sites that tout a lot of pretty suspect information.  So, in the interests of objectivity, and to avoid any possibility of promoting some wacko's theory, I'll only ask the questions here.

Ask yourself this...when was the last time that a Hispanic shot an oriental?  Did it make the national news?  Probably not, at least not that I can recall.  Did it make your local  news?  Maybe, but maybe not.

The larger issue in the Trayvon Martin case is not that an overly zealous neighborhood watch member killed an innocent kid.  This is tragic for a lot of people, certainly mostly for Trayvon and the Martin family, but as well for Zimmerman and his family, but also for that neighborhood and town.

I think the larger issue, though, is why we (as a society) ignore most inter-racial crimes, but seem to get really outraged when a young black is victimized by a white guy.

Let's look at the larger picture...where is the national outcry when a black guy shoots another black guy, or assaults a black girl.  Where is the rage against Hispanic on Hispanic crime, or oriental on white crime?  Should the victim's skin color really determine how society views the crime?  Doesn't that lessen the value of the black kid that was killed by the black kid, or the white kid who was killed by the white guy?

Trayvon Martin was needlessly killed, but his death would have been just as needless if he was an oriental, or Hispanic, or white.  Mr Zimmerman would be just as guilty, and he probably would still not be arrested, if only because of the way that Florida's law is written.

The question we need to ask is, if Trayvon Martin was white, or Hispanic, or oriental, would Congress be having hearings?  Would there be protests all over the country?

Unfortunately, the answer is no.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Dick Cheney, those dangerous Canadians, and catfish (...and water!)

First things first...the water's back on.  Turns out that that girl who I talked to at Lake Livingston Water was right.  It was fixed when it was fixed.

This headline caught my eye this morning:

Dick Cheney cancels trip to Canada, saying it's too dangerous

The story is here:  Cheney's scared...

Seems that Vice President Cheney is scared of those Canadians.  The meat of the story is:

Ryan Ruppert, president of promotions company Spectre Live Corp., which scheduled Cheney's April 24 appearance at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre, said Cheney and his daughter, Elizabeth, canceled citing safety concerns.
"After speaking with their security advisors, they changed their mind on coming to the event," Ruppert told CTV Network. They "decided it was better for their personal safety they stay out of Canada."


Further on down the story says:


Cheney -- who has visited plenty of dangerous places in his time, including Iraq in 2008 -- is a lightning rod for controversy in some corners of Canada. His harshest critics there call him a "war criminal" and blame him for human rights violations including the United States' controversial use of waterboarding to elicit information from terrorist suspects.
Violence broke out when Cheney visited Vancouver in September as part of the book tour for his memoir, "In My Time," which he wrote with daughter Elizabeth. Cheney had to hole up inside the building for hours as police in riot gear took on demonstrators.

So, from this can we infer:
  • Cheney is afraid of controversy?
  • Cheney is afraid of a few ornery Canadians?
  • He thinks that Toronto is a more dangerous place than Iraq?
  • He doesn't think that the local Canadian cops are up to snuff?
I must say, I lost a little respect for the man today.

In other news, K3, home on spring break from Texas Tech, my wife and I took advantage of a beautiful spring day yesterday to do a little fishing from the dock.

K3 baited up her line with a chunk o'hot dog (we're not real technical here) and then proceeded to heave her hook into the lake in what must be the world's oddest casting motion.  She sort of just heaves it forward into the water, but still manages to get a good distance.  Very odd...

Anyway, upon casting her line she sat in her chair, pulled on her sunglasses, and, following in her two older sisters' footsteps, affected that air of teen age girls everywhere.  You know the look, sort of a cross between a look of disengaged boredom and entitlement.

Which lasted until she caught her first fish, a little one pound channel cat.  Then she was all excited and screaming for her Daddy to come get it.

One of life's great moments.

Monday, March 12, 2012

It'll be done when it's done...

As a result of moving out into the country we have to contract with a private vendor to supply water, in this case, Lake Livingston Water.

Yesterday, while K3 was home on spring break from Texas Tech with two of her buddies from our old neighborhood, I noticed that our water pressure was very low.  Assuming it was the filter in the water softener system that just needed to be changed out I turned off the water, changed the filter, turned the water back on and strolled inside.

No water.

I double checked everything that I had done, and then called my new friends at Lake Livingston Water.  Their voice mail advised that they were closed on Sunday...and Monday.  The robot voice bade me "hit 5" and be transferred to their answering service.

Thus connected I told the girl (who sounded about 15) what our issue was, and asked if there were any problems.  We got about 4 inches of rain at our house yesterday, so I thought there might have been ensuing water technical difficulties.

The lady who I talked to said that yes, there were some problems in the line but they were working to fix it.  Assuming that progress was being made I hung up.

With still no water at 10:30 last night I called again, and talked to the same lady.  She was very nice, but didn't have any new information to give me, aside from an estimate that it would be around five this morning before repairs were completed.

Very good...progress is being made.

This morning I got up and around about 7:30...no water.  I called them again, talked to the same lady (who by now has been on duty since at least 6:00 last night), and despite my best efforts, I'm afraid that I was a bit testy.

The conversation went something along the lines of...

Me:  Hi, I'm calling from Emerald Bay; will we get any water today?
Her:  Well, it's a four inch line that busted (her word- busted)  out by the lake, and they are working on it right now.
Me:  Any idea when it will be fixed?
Her:  When they are done fixing it.
Me:  OK, but do you have any idea when that might be?
Her:  When it's fixed.

Well, then...that's all I need to know!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Over the last couple of days I've been a bit stumped for a subject to write about.  The Houston Chronicle was no help, and neither was the local Penny Saver.  Both are usually chock-full of potential, but nothing really caught my eye.


This morning I thought, "surely there's a politician somewhere that has something insensible to say."  I reviewed all of the usual suspects, CBS, Fox News, MSNBC, even, in my growing desperation ABC News (which, for a news Website seems to have little news) but the politicos have been strangely silent the last day or so.  Fortunately CNN came to the rescue.


Embedded in their site is this story:  Wash my britches!.  I got a good chuckle when I read it, knowing full well that if my wife, or any of my three daughters were to read that, there'd be hell to pay.


The social networks are apparently all atwitter over this egregiously heinous crime, but really...come on; can't we just laugh about it and move on?


Now, obviously someone pulled a fast one on this clothing outfit, and whoever was responsible for quality control was asleep at the switch.


But is this really the kind of thing that should occupy anyone's time beyond a quick laugh?


Seems to me that we spend so much time looking for offenses of any kind that we've forgotten our sense of humor.  

Monday, March 5, 2012

Hold your horses there, all you other GOP'ers...and the "Fuzz and Wuzz" media

Let me state right off the bat that I'm not a fan of President Obama.  It's not because I think he's a secret Muslim, or that he wasn't born in the US, or that he's (fill in the blank here with your favorite Obama-bot terror scenario).

I  just don't like his politics.

But (But!!) the man's taking a lot of heat from the Repub candidates that I think is unfair.

I read two columns today in our local paper, The Polk County Enterprise (unsolicited plug here...this is a really good small town paper) that make my point better than I could.

The first is a column called GOP 2012:  The pro-fiction campaign.  Check it out here:   The pro fiction campaign.  This is an excellent column commenting on several of the Repub current battle cries.

The second column that caught my eye was by Jim Hightower (former Texas Agricultural Commissioner).  Find it here:  Keystone XL Flim Flam.

To capsulize this column a bit, it seems that the Keystone pipeline (recently held up by the Obama administration) wouldn't help lower gas prices one little bit here in the good ol' USA.  What it would do is allow a Canadian company to seize American property through eminent domain (Yikes!) along the proposed 2,000 mile pipeline.

Once it got to the refineries on the Texas coast (assuming it didn't leak out along the way, which is without a doubt possible along a 2,000 mile pipeline), it would be refined into products that are destined to be shipped into the worldwide market.  Not one gallon would wind up here.  (Lord God!) Not only that, fellow citizens, these refineries are within Tax Free Zones, so not only would all of this product be shipped overseas, it would go there without being taxed.

So who wins in that deal?

Like I said, I'm not a fan of President Obama, and I won't vote for him in the coming elections, but in the interest of fairness I just had to comment.


Also in the news, here in greater Onalaska, Texas...

Being in a very small town our local TV channels are all from Houston.  Being new here we've been trying to watch a different local news program every night to see which ones we like the best.  In doing so we've come to the conclusion that people in the Houston area fall into three categories:  1)  crime victims,  or 2) criminals currently under suspicion or arrest, or 3) criminals on the run who are likely to fall at some point into category two.

The locals news stations breathlessly report, on each newscast, who was shot, who it was that shot him, and if he's still on the loose or if he's been nabbed by the cops.

So far as I can see, nothing good happens in Houston.